Instant Zen

LSD.

Dude, Adam brought over some crazy instant zen last night, I'm still trippin'.

by mighty legume April 19, 2009

inoran

inoran is the rhythm guitarist of a legendary band from Japan, Luna Sea. He's the cutest and youngest member. He's famous as the guy never talk during Luna Sea live. He's claustrophobic and left-handed. He has his nickname since grade school, when he was playing baseball and his friends were shouting "INO! RUN!"

-LUNA SEA MC session-

Ryuichi: next......Inoran!
Inoran: *whispers to Ryuichi*
Ryuichi: Inoran said thank you.

by roku66 October 21, 2010

Instant Flaccidity

An adjective describing a member of the opposite sex that is so thoroughly repulsive that you couldn't and wouldn't be able to have sex with them under any circumstances.

The new supervisor at work is ok, but once she opened her mouth you knew it was instant flaccidity.

by RocketManFL January 15, 2007

instant messenger

A form of internet communcation where 2 or more people talk to each other in real-time without going through a browser chatroom. A few of the most common instant messengers are ICQ, AIM and MSN.

AIM stands for "AOL Instant Messenger".

by Amantis April 5, 2005

Instant Win

A term which originally became popular in the days of Starcraft. It was used to designate a particular strategy or attack which would guarantee victory for whomever was using it. It was often used in conjunction with the popular equation, "Mass Carriers = Instant Win". The strategy of mass-producing the largest aerial unit in the game and using it as the sole attack force remained popular, and later spread into Warcraft 3, where it gained the updated equation, "Mass Wyrms = Instant Win".

Mass Zealots = Instant Win!

by Aganar March 31, 2005

Instant Mayo Panties

The reaction one (usually a female) has when seeing a picture of Kris Letang, of the Pittsburgh Penguins. See also: spontaneous orgasm.

Catherine: So, I found this picture of Tangers today on PittsburghPenguins.com.

Amanda: Instant Mayo Panties.

by The Pens Broads June 5, 2009

Instant-gram

The name for Instagram that is used by many older people, (Generation X, Baby Boomers, etc.), including Lilly Singh (||Superwoman||)'s "parents".

"Hey Lilly, on I have 17 followers on Instant-gram now. How many do you have?"

by vxxnsan April 26, 2019