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Blueberry Inflation

A sub-category of the Inflation Fetish in which a person turns into a human blueberry. Usually through some kind of gum, pie, or liquid. This fetish is mainly known through the popular movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, in which a girl named Violet Beauregard chews a stick of gum, turns blue, and fills with blueberry juice until she is completely round and in the shape of a large blueberry.
When I watched that Willy Wonka movie as a kid, I knew I had a thing for Blueberry Inflation
by Coffeecakedemon March 20, 2020
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inflation

n. An increase in price for goods and services. Also when money loses value, decline in the purchasing power of money.
..."in inflation everything gets more valuable except money"...
by OliverS May 16, 2005
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information bankruptcy

When you are so far behind in your work all you can do is delete the work assigned and declare "information bankruptcy" forcing the assigning parties to resend it if they want it done.
Bill formatted his hard drive and declared "information bankruptcy"
by Rocket Sled December 29, 2009
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Russian (dis)information

When the facts don't correspond to your warped version of reality
To a person who believes the earth is flat, the simple stubborn fact that the earth is indeed round, that's Russian (dis)information. Also when you want to disagree w someone just label everything they say as Russian (dis)information!
by Sexydimma March 21, 2022
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infopause n. (information + pause)

staying away from computers, newspapers and other sources of information in order to recover from informational stress.
The infopause may take from several minutes to several months, depending on the gravity of the initial affliction.

Every business should introduce at least two five-minute infopauses during the working day. All computers and all lights are off. This will refresh employees' ability to process new information.
by Mikhail Epstein November 15, 2003
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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.
Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
Marcus: This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners. Use of this site is subject to our terms of service.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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Information Hoare

Someone who seeks information for information sake, for processing, manipulation, storage, reporting, simply to ensure that it is available when asked for (or simply to claim to have it, useful or otherwise). Named after Tony Hoare, was a pioneer in programming and data processing (he created the Quicksort algorithm).
SysAdmin: Which logs do you need from my servers?
SecDude: All of them
SysAdmin: You don't need *all* of them, do you?
SecDude: I might . . .
SysAdmin: You're such an information hoare.
by CryptoKnight November 3, 2011
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