soup of incompetence

A descriptive phrase used to indicate that an organization is comprised of people who, as a collective, are entirely incapable of getting anything done that they set out to do because as a whole, they are completely incompetent.

I’ve worked for the state for much of my life and have experienced the obscene soup of incompetence that exists and which thereby wastes everyone’s hard-earned tax dollars.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

IMatically incompetent

Lacking in instant messaging skills

Sarah, who accidentally types in the wrong window when instant messaging multiple people, is IMatically incompetent.

by Sonia O December 28, 2006

incompetent boob

A third (fourth,... ect.) boob that cannot even lactate that exists just for fun.
Or
A humorous insult used to describe a bumbling idiot with a big smile on his face.

someone who insists that global warming is a hoax. (Whether we are causing it or not, it's still there.)
You may call that person an incompetent boob.

by Michael Conner April 30, 2008

Incompetent politicians

What the swamp is chalk full of

You can't fix incompetent politicians, but you can vote them out.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

weaponized incompetence

When a person acts like they have no idea how to do something even though they definitely do. They do this so that later on they can act like they're the master at either to impress someone or get praise. Also known as strategic incompetence

"I don't know how to do that, you do it"
"Stop lying, everyone knows how to change a tire, weaponized incompetence is why you have no girlfriend"
"Fine, (murmurs cartoon profanities)"

by HumongousBazongas AvadaKedavra December 21, 2021

incompetence

Bush jokes aside, in World of Warcraft, the state or quality of being Alliance in PvP battlegrounds. Often characterized by Stables camping, fail, inadequate control of the middle, fail, indifference to the suggestions of well-meaning group leaders, fail, indifference to the presence of enemy healers, fail, hard fail, epic fail, and so on.

Incompetence in Arathi Basin:
Leader: OK, all we need are ST, LM, and BS, got it?
N00blet: They've only got 7, let's go for perfection. (This match ended with a Horde 5-cap and one or two broken Alliance keyboards.)

Incompetence in Warsong Gulch:
Leader: Who's defending the flag room??
N00bs: *farmed at graveyard*

by BotheredAuthor January 29, 2009

Incompetent

Homes4u. A rental agency in Manchester, UK. Believed to be unable to organise a piss-up in a brewery, let alone manage a large range of rental properties.

Homes4u have lost our keys again. Incompetent b******s

by sfgate July 20, 2016