Immaculate Conception 

When you get fucked by god

Miss Pp: God high-key raped me last night and now I’m gonna get pregnant

mr pp: oh true that’s immaculate conception

Immaculate Conception by ppgang69 July 31, 2019

Immaculate Regression

To miraculously become a virgin again.

Betty is getting married again and she's wearing a white dress. She must have had an immaculate regression.

Immaculate Regression by CraigTricamo January 26, 2011

immaculate cornception 

When you haven't eaten corn in a week, but still see golden kernels studding your bowel movement.

"I haven't had corn in months! But there it was in the toilet bowl! It's an immaculate cornception."

immaculate cornception by GoFightNguyen May 29, 2018

Immaculate Perceptions

Those stereotyped 'implicit bias' people possess about diversity and cultural differences; Negative stereotypes; False narratives; Negative generalizations which arise from lack of cultural knowledge or sensitivity.

Believing that all African-Americans or all black people are lazy is one of those immaculate perceptions created to justify discrimination in this country. It's one of those statements or beliefs from which no one can pinpoint ts origin, and thus seemingly immaculately conceived. They manifest as implicit bias. Get it?

Immaculate Perceptions by famwhisperer June 9, 2018

Immaculate Defecation 

Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.

Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"

Immaculate Defecation by puppy hugger February 7, 2009

Immaculate Conception 

The Immaculate Conception is the Catholic teaching that Mary was conceived in the womb of her mother, Anne, without Original Sin, as a unique gift to her, in preparation for being the Mother of God.

It does NOT refer to the virginal conception of Jesus Christ in the womb of Mary. Only TV land and people not intelligent enough to get their theological facts from sources other than popular films use "Immaculate Conception" to refer to the conception of Christ.

The doctrine of the the Immaculate Conception is based on the assumption of St Augustine's notion of Original Sin, which teaches that all human beings, from the moment of their conception, carry the guilt and stain of the sins of the first human beings. It is from this guilt that Mary is said to have been uniquely preserved.

As this notion of Original Sin isn't accepted by Orthodox or other Christians, the Catholic teaching of the Immaculate Conception is seen by them as the solution to a problem that doesn't exist.

I wish I'd had an immaculate conception like Mary, so I wouldn't have original sin.

Immaculate Conception by Scrumpmeister November 15, 2018

Immaculate Misconception 

The proper term used when talking to a devout Christian about the unlikelyhood of a virgin giving birth.

Dr. Rev B Hardhead " I do believe that Jesus Christ was born of the Virgin Mary"

Joe "Its nothing more than an immaculate misconception"

Immaculate Misconception by BriggsVan February 19, 2009