Tits that are identical in shape, size and softness, including nipple size, at least to the naked eye.
Sometimes associated with fake tits, identitties tend to fall under the category of "unrealistic expectations" and could come under fire at a site like makelovenotporn.com.
from L. idem = "the same" and titties = breasts, usually human and female
Sometimes associated with fake tits, identitties tend to fall under the category of "unrealistic expectations" and could come under fire at a site like makelovenotporn.com.
from L. idem = "the same" and titties = breasts, usually human and female
I prefer non-identitties to fake identitties anyday.
Pamela Anderson has identitties; Kate Winslet does not; both have been naked far too often on television.
Pamela Anderson has identitties; Kate Winslet does not; both have been naked far too often on television.
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Humans can identify themselves with a birth name.
E.g.-"My mother named me Mistake, now I have an identity."
E.g.-"My mother named me Mistake, now I have an identity."
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But Irene is still a very loyal and funny friend or lover. She will always make you laugh, though she can be dirty sometimes.
(This is me :p)
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Person 1 (halfway inside Person 2’s ass): “Alright, out of roleplay for a moment, you’re giving me, like, 50 bucks for this, right?”
Person 2: “No idea where you got the number 50 from, and you’re not the prostitute here.”
Person 1: “You literally hired me!”
Person 2: “…Fuck, Identityjob.”
Person 3 (watching from hidden camera): “Goddamn it, didn’t even orgasm…”
Person 2: “No idea where you got the number 50 from, and you’re not the prostitute here.”
Person 1: “You literally hired me!”
Person 2: “…Fuck, Identityjob.”
Person 3 (watching from hidden camera): “Goddamn it, didn’t even orgasm…”
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