ice cube's chance in hell

There is no way something is going to happen

You don't have an ice cube's chance in hell of fuckin that girl!

by Pudekcuf December 22, 2008

ice cube sellout

Someone who builds their own credit by rapping cool lines like "fuck the police" then sells out by making weak movies in which he plays a police officer.

Example: Obama seemed like a good choice when he was running on a platform of change but then he became an ice cube sellout

by Neutral1 January 7, 2014

Ice Cube Trick

During a bj the girl puts an ice cube in her mouth

"Yo Jess I was getting a bj from my gf the other day and she put an ice cube in her mouth and it was baller"

" Good ole ice cube trick"

by Wønderbread January 26, 2010

Ice Cube Syndrome

Also known as ICS. An disorder commonly seen when the porn one is downloading is downloading very slowly. The victim tries to contain his horniness by waiting until most of the video is downloaded before watching it, but ends up clicking play every time a few seconds are downloaded. This replicates one's desire to drink the small bit of water forming at the bottom of a glass of ice on a hot day, but knowing that if one waits for a little while, there will be a larger amount of water to quench one's thirst more completely.

"You need to get over your Ice Cube Syndrome. Porn is way better when you can watch it all at once instead of in little choppy segments"

by TheWrangler May 26, 2009

Ice Cube Sandwich

When 2 lesbians grind their bald biscuits together while trying to hold an ice cube in the middle. The object is to grind until it melts, without letting it slip out.

Melissa: Damn girl you rocked my world last night.

Patricia: Bitch I told you the ice cube sandwich was the best thing since the double-ended dildo.

Melissa: Yeah my meat curtain has freezer burn, but I'll be back for more tonight.

Patricia: I can't wait. My favorite part is eating the tuna milk shake when we get done.

by KnotMyRealName December 15, 2018

ice cube dispenser

Similar to the pipeline, after a thorough ass fucking, the male then proceeds to pass a kidney stone into the woman's/men's anal cavity. (Based on your sexual preference)

Person 1: Jake gave me and ice cube dispenser!

Person 2: That's fucking awesome girl!

Person 3: I just squirted a little...

by Ice Cube Dispenser July 26, 2014

Ice cube rim job

the act of applying an ice cube in or around the anal gap, generally used to alleviate pain in the anus due to extreme diarrhea but can also be used for pleasure during masturbation

A traumatizing case of hot butt has led me to the ice cube rim job, yes it is exactly like it sounds.

by JamesHatz December 29, 2012