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Implanon

A small, thin, hormonal contraceptive that is implanted under the skin and effective for up to three years. It was approved in July, 2006 by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

Similar to Depo-provera, except instead of mega doses of hormones every 3 months, you get a small dose every day. Supposed to cause less side effects than depo. Supposedly the most effective birth control aside from pure abstinence.

Discreet, you can feel it after it's been implanted, but can't see it.
She didn't want any babies so she used Implanon, it's working great so far.
by A man with no children August 16, 2007
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Impalin

a word used to describe any example of an instance where a politician makes a move that should be politically (and solely politically) beneficial but backfires. Most recent, this term has been used in discussion of McCain’s choice to nominate Sarah Palin as his VP.

Past tense: "impalined"
John McCain will feel silly for impalin‘ himself with that VP pick!
I hope the Republicans get mad at John McCain for his impalin‘ decision to choose Governor Palin.
He lost the election by impalin‘ himself because he made that single decision.
by Impalin October 23, 2008
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implagender

Someone who is implagender is never satisfied with their gender identity. They may actively look for one but none seem to feel comfortable to use, no matter how well the title fits.
"Logan identifies as implagender, and his pronouns are he/they!"
by LB_ November 3, 2022
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cellphone magnet implants

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.
After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019
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Impana

An Impana is an absolute baddie. She is absolutely stunning inside and out and is not afraid to speak her mind. Her mind is brilliantly sharp and her sense of humour is witty. Be warned though. Following the consumption of sugar she will display crackhead behavoiur.
Damn, what an Impana!
by nashira_18 February 19, 2020
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Impale

To drive a long, sharp object, like a harpoon or a spear, through someone's body so that they are attached to it. Often fatal. Attach the instrument to a wall for further amusement.
"I impaled him with my magnificent weapon. You heard me..."
by John Q Moron May 5, 2004
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implatonic

implatonic love means the love relationship which contains sexual feelings/activities ..
She is my implatonic love partner.
I don't have any implatonic love relationship these days.
by Mr. R.K.JHA March 7, 2011
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