IHOP Supreme

When you have diarrhea in the IHOP bathroom after eating their pancakes.

Greg had the IHOP Supreme this morning with his wife Jennifer. They had to leave IHOP to go to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was so bad and was all over the bathroom stall.

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 20, 2022

Ihop’d

When you order food and they forget big parts of your order!

Aw man I got Ihop’d again!

by Lynne369 May 4, 2024

IHOP Confessional

A sexual act performed in an IHOP bathroom, with 3 people involved. One holds a bottle of syrup aloft over the closed stall door, chanting words of forgiveness and prayer to two people having intercourse on the sink. It is vital for correct performance that the syrup priest, or “Maple Minister”, maintain the seal of confessional by keeping the door closed, unable to see the intwined parties on the sink. During the ritual, it is vital that Minister apply holy oil (syrup) to the confessors, in order to better achieve forgiveness while still maintaining the aforementioned seal of confessional. No line of sight. Confessors must be naked, as sin was devised at the nudity of Adam and Eve in the Garden. The confessors will confess their sins, while being anointed, and absolutely fucking.

(This is the reason no more than 2 people are allowed in an IHOP bathroom at a time.)

*Kneeling Upon Saint Syrup*

Father I have sinned, and don't know what to do.

Nonsense Child. Join me for an IHOP confessional and let your sins speak through you. Strawberry, Blueberry, Old Fashioned, or Butter Pecan?

by Pancake Apostles March 3, 2026

Goth IHOP

The best IHOP in town, for the girls, the gays, and of course, the goths.

"hey you wanna go to Ihop"
"only if were heading to Goth Ihop"

by Kameldoq June 14, 2020

Wherer my Ihop

A great Facebook status to keep you out of jail.

In November 2009, Rodney Bradford was arrested as a burglary suspect; charges were dropped when Bradford proved he was at his computer at the time of the burglary, updating his Facebook status to read "ON THE PHONE WITH THIS FAT CHICK . . . . . . WHERER MY IHOP".

by KentonLikesFish December 8, 2009

Holding Hands in an IHOP

When the man shoves his whole hand up a girls ass and shakes the ovaries like a hand shake.

The press reported this week that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were Holding Hands in an IHOP. Really Bieber...Really?

by Baldoni Bomber January 6, 2011

Seaside IHOP

When you eat a platter of scrambled eggs in a girls lap that has a fishy vagina

dude, i was with my girl and i stopped in to have a seaside ihop

by Clark honeysuckle August 30, 2009