ID

an item that's pretty much only useful to be able to buy cigarettes and alcohol.

I go to the store. I go to the cashier and say, let me get two Newports. The cashier says you have "ID". I say the excuse i left it at home. The cashier automatically wont sell it to me all because of the stupid smoking and drinking age laws.

by tatomuck2 October 18, 2008

id

short form of idiot.........for those who are too tired/lazy to say a fulll word.

"vanessa you're such an id, you no that?!"

by Vanex Kraillant September 27, 2003

ide

how idiots spell the contraction i'd. too dumb to realize you spell it id and the "e" isnt needed

ide. spell it id fuckers

by foulkeyou October 8, 2004

id

A word used to describe if something is good, can replace the words sick, legendary or epic.

Fred: Did u see that film on BBC1 last night

Henry: Yeh, it was id!!!

by Egnogfred December 17, 2011

ide

Stands for "In da ear".

Its origins stem from the term idb meaning "In da butt". The next level above idb. She's so hot that you be satisfied blowing your load in da ear.

She's ide material.

by piyo319 December 15, 2003

ids

Quite possibly the most boring, aimless, pointless individual ever to be elected leader of any British political party. His becoming leader of the Conservatives led to there being, for the first time in history, no waxwork made of the official leader of the opposition. Apparently they agreed he was a total non-entity and couldn't be bothered to make a waxwork of him. I read somewhere a cardboard cut-out of IDS was made. It probably had more charisma than he did.

IDS - living proof the Tories are never going to be elected into power again ever.

by StormSworder August 15, 2006

Id

An abbreviation of the word 'idiot'

You're such an id

by Walkerdogfan January 25, 2013