Hypno Toad

Hypno Toad- A world famous TV icon from the crazy world of futurama. Is currently being nominated for many awards.
Beware after 15 minutes of constant viewing can cause the following symptoms- Headaches, manic hair brushing , feeling of flying and necrophilia.

Hypno Toad e.g Scary freak who know everything irrelevant,nothing important and generally is green and slimy.aka Mr B

by Cpt Crazy November 30, 2006

hyposexual

Someone with a low sex drive.

"Ennet doesn't even watch porn. You think he's gay?"
"Nah, he's just hyposexual."

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

booty hypnotism

The act of being drawn reflexively to the sight of a gorgeous rear end of a female human. It is an uncontrolable response to the presence of booty thus falling under the category of hypnotism. This can occur at any time including times that would otherwise be considered inconvenient at best or dangerous at worst. For example; walking through the mall with your wife, girlfriend or significant other, In church, At a funeral, during business meetings, at your best friends house or while driving through a sub-urban or urban area.

Example 1:

<Bobby> "Dude, are you staring at my moms ass?!"
<Rick> "Sorry man, booty hypnotism."

Example 2:

<Bobby> "Dude! Watch the Road!"
<Rick> "Sorry! Man I'm sure glad that they dont factor in booty hypnotism when calculating your insurance rates. Mine would sky rocket!"

by Jedibean January 10, 2008

hypnotoad

A toad capable of hypnosis through tel... ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!!

I don't see what's so special abot th...ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!!!

by scotsman_too_hotsman September 19, 2009

Hypnoboobs

A set of cleavage so gloriously awesome, all other things become a distant memory as you are mesmerized by such a great rack.

Sam can't talk right now, his mind is in the thrall of the hypnoboobs. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBOOBS!!

by ShoNuff77 June 17, 2011

hypnotized

is when a girl moves her body around in cirlces and has a boy horny

damn you got me hypnotized
yeah i can see your dick is up too

by aaliyah December 24, 2007

hypnotits

when you're spacing out and walking down the street, and boobies catch your eyes, then you have been captured by the hypnotits.

Weasel was going to class, until he was distracted by the hypnotits.

by Zomar October 2, 2007