Humpy

The action of one giving one’s mother wood

Harvey- “Bruno mush just gave your mum decent humpy like”
Bruno- “ Fuck sake not again”

by Greenwood.the.destroyer January 31, 2022

humpies

The act of rubbing your genitals against the bed, often thrusting your hips up and down to achieve an orgasm.

I was watching a pornographic movie while laying on my bed, on my stomach. I wanted to do humpies SO BAD!

by badtimeforbonzo May 10, 2018

humpy bumpers

Sores that are often associated with the herpes virus.

I paid for a prostitute but didn't know I also bought humpy bumpers.

by MikeZack March 27, 2008

Humpy

When someone wants to immediately bang someone else. Often compared to when a male dog feels so horny they start to thrust at an object or human's leg with no hesitation.

"Kenneth was feeling so humpy for Rachel last night, he took her to the bedroom right when she arrived at his house."

by Elegant Rat December 10, 2018

Humpy

A state of excitement to the point of feeling like humping the air.

"I am getting downright humpy about this trip!"

"Ah jeez, I'm starting to get humpyyy."

by J0hnP3nis November 23, 2016