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mother hubbard (Mo Ho)

An unoffensive substitute/variation for mother fucker. Can be used when addressing children.
Little John, you mother hubbard, give me back my barbie doll or I'll skull fuck you with a GI Joe!
by strikethru November 4, 2004
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Mother Hubbard

1. Someone who deprives someone of something or who holds something out on his friends (doesn't throw them a bone). Derived from the "Old Mother Hubbard" nursery rhyme in which mother Hubbard went to her cubbard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she got there the cubbard was bare, and so her poor dog had none.

Basically a brother who won't hook a brother up.

2. A G-rated substitute for M.F.
I asked that mother hubbard to hook me up with his cousin and he said she was way too classy for me.
by I.D. Eclare June 18, 2016
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"Don't be such a Lafayette Ron Hubbard, Timmy!"

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hubba dubba wubba

the three words you use when you’re exhausted, feeling awkward or loved, are cold, or just feel like making someone laugh. these three words are bound to make anyone laugh. when pronouncing, you move from high to low sound wise and is said somewhat babyish
Colby: you’re so beautiful

Jordan: hubba dubba wubba
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Muther Hubbard

A satisfying alternative to the similar sounding offensive word "mother f******"
Originally used by Mother Hubbard circa 1805, when she found her cupboards were bare.
Can be used infront of children, infront of relatives, at the work place and at a place of worship.

To be used in times of despair or when someone has wronged you.

Only to be used as an expression of despair or disapproval but not to be used as a direct insult.
Opening a kitchen cupboard to find that there is no bone for your dog "Muther Hubbard"
Someone has taken the last rolo when you were actually saving it for yourself - "Muther Hubbard"
You have arrived at the airport in good time and there are no queues, but you are at the wrong airport "Muther Hubbard!"
by kayeffsea April 11, 2019
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hubba bubba

Tom sees a sexy lady walk past
Tom: "Ooh hubba bubba"
by happybunny91 March 15, 2011
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