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Housemate Roulette

A game of chance when moving into a new house or halls (e.g: into university accommodation or college dorms) and not knowing anyone that you will be living with.. and just hoping you get lucky with your house/flat mates.
A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of boys to girls = Losing housemate roulette

A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of girls to boys = Winning housemate roulette
by Dale23 August 28, 2011
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headless horseman

an excruciatingly pleasureful yet taxing homosexual act in which both participants are simultaneously gagged and resemble the headless horseman mounted on his bucking bronco
Neil: Great headless horseman last night. You make one hell of a stallion.

Bob: Make me your pony slut.
by Boner Jones!! March 13, 2011
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houseband

A term derived from the word "housewife" and "husband" used to describe an unemployed boyfriend/fiancé/husband who stays at home and does hosewife kinda stuff.
Dude1: Hey, bro. Wanna join me at the bar for a drink or five?

Dude2: na, bro. I can't. Don't you remember? I'm a houseband. I have chores to do.
by Dekrepit90 February 13, 2015
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headless horseman

a guy who is doomed to roam the earth looking for some head which he has sadly never gotten

a close but slightly more sad cuzin of a perma-virgin
person1:why is he talking to them fat chix...
person 2:hes a headless horseman...hes trying to find some head so his soul can rest
by Bigeast 34 April 16, 2006
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Headless Horseman

The extremely rare occurance of a penis with no head.
What? Do you have a hydra?
No..its headless horseman.
by Scotsburn July 28, 2009
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Headless horseman

An alcoholic mixed drink invented in San Francisco which combines one part straight Jameson and one part straight Jack Daniels. "Headless" because you have to be stupid to order it and "horseman" because you need to be able to have the tolerance of a horse to drink it.
"Bartender, I'd like one headless horseman please"
"You seriously want me to mix jack Daniels and Jameson?"
by Halbert9000 September 8, 2017
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The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Its a Giant af sword used by the horseless headless horsemann who has too many h's.
It is given by craft with 2 refined metal, 1 haunted scrap, and 1 scotman's skull cutter i think.
Demoman: I have crafted the The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker!
Scout: cool
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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