Horked

The failure of computer networking Hardware.

This router is horked.

by Louie Beans November 19, 2009

hork

to violently throw-up.

I drank some sangria and chowed on spagetti then horked it all up.

by kinjison November 22, 2004

horking

To drive around late at night and steal beer from open garages.

My friends and I went horking last night. We have plenty of beer for tonight.

by Phototrout August 22, 2006

hork

A dorky girl that you allow in your circle of friends because she will put out for anyone at the drop of a hat. (whore + dork = hork)

Dude, I got so wasted last night I gave the hork a strawberry shortcake.

by krazykhat August 24, 2004

hork

Quickly eaten.

Let's hurry and hork down this pizza so we won't be late for the show.

by Corey October 24, 2002

hork

puke, vommit, barf, etc

Who smells like freaking porpoise hork?

by Futurama Kix Ass June 5, 2005

hork

v. To eat something quickly, or to eat a large quantity of something.

I was so hungry after working out, I horked three hot pockets and a soda.

by zira February 15, 2005