Hotchmo

Coolest dude rollin into a bar...but only in his mind.

Look at that hotchmo.

Synonym: douchebag

by Lone Wolf BD April 4, 2017

hotchner

The sexiest man alive! The god of a man will give u the nailing of your life then make u waffles he will yell at you and make u horny well also making u feel like a queen he is dad and daddy

He is such a hotchner
Ik right!
Like the guy from criminal minds

by Gay_girl chicken whore❤ December 30, 2020

Hoochie Magic

A woman’s magic pertaining to her sacred and sensual mysteries.

The way knowing a good woman can make the world sparkle and feel calm and serene is a type of Hoochie Magic.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Hoochie Daddy Shorts

Shorts worn by a man that the equivalent of "Daisy Dukes" on a woman. Usually, these shorts are cut above the knee, generally mid-thigh, and fit tight around the buttocks.

"Let's make a quick run to Wal-Mart, can you please change your clothes before we leave though? You can't go anywhere with me wearing those hoochie daddy shorts!"

by Scientific... June 16, 2022

hoochy daddy

The same as a " hoochy momma" but as a guy who sleeps with too many girls in a week.

Yo dude hes a hoochy daddy

He totally is ....

by xoxo_ryann June 26, 2016

Hoochie coochie man

My sleep paralysis demon that lives in my closet and listens to smooth jazz

Man that dude is such a Hoochie coochie man.

by ScatmansWorld February 13, 2020

hoochierific

N.

Something that would appeal to a hoochie mama. May be considered sleazy, flashy, cheap, attention-grabbing, trashy. Generally used in an uncomplimentary way.

The faux zebra skin rugs and red lightbulbs were only part of her hoochierific decorating scheme.

by rieux November 29, 2003