hummusing

The act of eating or making the hummus which is a middle eastern dip made of mashed chickpeas, olive oil, garlic, lemon juice, and tahini.

Person 1:
Mary & I were hummusing yesterday at my house with pita chips while we drank martinis.
What did you do?
Person 2:
Hummusing too of course.

We were hummusing at a picnic last night with crudités & white wine.

by SherenaToo September 22, 2015

hommes

friend; someone whom you respect

omg thats a nice tie you have, hommes.

by fredrickson April 2, 2004

Hummuscide

To kill someone by force feeding them too much Hummus.

Shit! abraham just commited Hummuscide oy vay!

by eore May 17, 2007

vegan hummus

Using this term will scare vegans as many of them love hummus as one of the few commercially viable but delicious vegan foods in the modern worlds. Can be quite humorous. Note that "hummus" can be substituted with the name of any well-known vegan food with varying results; the best ones are things like "Egg replacer" that the person has spent a lot of time looking for.

Omnivore: "I picked up some 'vegan hummus' for you. I know you like that stuff."
Herbivore: "Thanks! You're so considerate. (to self) Shit! What the hell has been in the hummus I've been eating all these years?"
Omnivore: "(to self) Victory! (to Herbivore) Don't mention it."

by Tez, a man March 22, 2010

Hummusnivorous

A person who is addicted to Hummus.

A Hummusnivorous man went to Publix and stole all the Sabra Hummus.

by Hummusfier July 13, 2009

hummused

To be very, very drunk. Pronounced as the past tense of hummus, the dip that goes well with pita or veggies.

Suzie: Wow that party was crazy last night!
Joey: Yeah, I was totally hummused! No one turn on any lights or make any loud noises.

by Party12345 August 27, 2013

Hummus head

When you rub the tip of your cock in hummus and then have your girlfriend eat it off your penis

“She gave me the Hummus Head”

by 🅱️enos February 8, 2018