A person obsessed with fucking hobos, straight up crazy nasty style. Fo real real. Not fo play play.
Johnny McJoeJoeCakes' hobofelia had grown to be acutely focused on the notion of knockin' serious, stinktastic boots with any hobo he came across, thus marking him as a full-blown hobofornifeliac
by Keyan Mutha Fuckin' Reid March 27, 2010
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by Ti-nspire February 9, 2018
Get the Hobogoblin mug.A sock you usually find in random public spaces (under bridges, park benches, or playgrounds) that was used as a condom by a bunch of homeless guys because they can’t afford real ones. The hobosock is usually available for free from goodwill.
Hey, what’s that under the park bench?
Dude, it’s a hobosock!!
Ugh, that’s nasty!
After Ella was done having sex with the hobo, she noticed he used a hobosock instead of a condom.
Dude, it’s a hobosock!!
Ugh, that’s nasty!
After Ella was done having sex with the hobo, she noticed he used a hobosock instead of a condom.
by Rekivile August 3, 2018
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Bro 1: “Hey dude, what happened to your dick? It’s like you ran it over sandpaper!”
Bro 2: “Yeah dude, I got a hobojob last night on my way home from work. Worst decision ever! Though, I might go back for seconds.”
Bro 2: “Yeah dude, I got a hobojob last night on my way home from work. Worst decision ever! Though, I might go back for seconds.”
by Rekivile August 20, 2018
Get the Hobojob mug.An irrational fear some people have shown to have towards people with differing zodiac symbols. To an individual with
homozodiaphobia, people with differing zodiac symbols are considered enemies at a soul level, resulting in many broken families and disastrous relationships.
Homozodiaphobic people are simple to spot, even in crowds. They are typically alone, but in rare cases may have a companion with the same zodiac symbol to which they solely dedicate. They will completely ignore strangers and only pay attention if your initial words are your zodiac symbol - so long as it matches theirs.
homozodiaphobia, people with differing zodiac symbols are considered enemies at a soul level, resulting in many broken families and disastrous relationships.
Homozodiaphobic people are simple to spot, even in crowds. They are typically alone, but in rare cases may have a companion with the same zodiac symbol to which they solely dedicate. They will completely ignore strangers and only pay attention if your initial words are your zodiac symbol - so long as it matches theirs.
Person A: Lily hasn't said anything to anybody this entire semester.
Person B: You didn't hear? She's even a voluntary orphan.
Person A: Really? Why?
Person B: She's a clear-cut case of homozodiaphobia. And a spazmoid too.
Person B: You didn't hear? She's even a voluntary orphan.
Person A: Really? Why?
Person B: She's a clear-cut case of homozodiaphobia. And a spazmoid too.
by Hamehr August 31, 2018
Get the Homozodiaphobia mug.The type of girl that is addicted to methamphetamine and is homeless. These women are generally brought into the trap house by a friend of one of the owners of the home. They do free drugs and promise sexual favors in exchange for meth but rarely every follow through.
That Felicica is a real hobodopeho. She
never puts out but she does all my dope and refuses to move out of my house.
never puts out but she does all my dope and refuses to move out of my house.
by Ryanfurrysgm September 9, 2019
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