Hisoka Golden Boner

When you have such an intense boner it glows in a state of euphoria.

"Hey, Hisoka, look at that kid"
"Stfu you're giving me a Hisoka Golden Boner"

by epicondylitis May 28, 2020

Hisoka

my finger-licking, bootylicious, power-horny, carved by the gods, 6foot2 husband with a 6.6inch firm veiny meaty palpitating missile.

Everytime hisoka smirks, my other lips start beat boxing.
or
Hisoka: Hello
Me: yes daddy I will wash your lovely feet with my saliva and worship your hot sexy pepper toes mm yummy pls let me keep your toenails as my nose I would do anything for you, snatched waist perfect face breathtaking valentine red hair mesmerising golden orbs eyes sharp as hell jawline (which could slit my throat and I would beg him to do it again) 10 hot fresh loaves of abs mamacita thighs (which can crush my head but I would literally insert myself there just to get close to him) muscular shiny arms and thicc ass fuck buttcheeks so firm and round he could clap his cheeks together and there would be an earthquake cuz he rocked my world.)

by hisokafatbuns November 28, 2020

Hiroki

(n.) A person fluent in Engrish, English, and Japanese
(adj.) Stylish; fedora-wearing
(v.) To approach a girl (or girls) with a sweet sushi-rice charm

(1) A Hiroki just walked in the room I should ask him to translate that asian guy's english
(2) Dude! You are definitely pulling off that hat, way Hiroki man.
(3) Hey, I'll call you back I'm about to Hiroki that group over there and need my phone for digits, love you Mok.

by emok32 December 20, 2010

Hitomi J-Cup

Hitomi J-Cup is the most amazing woman alive. She suports the entire Japanese film industry on her J-Cup sized breasts. Without her the world would lose meaning and the milky way would implode into the sun.

Kyle: I don't think I can take living anymore.

Dave: Don't say that Kyle. Here. I have something that will make the pain of losing your entire family and dog in a train accident.

Kyle: What is it?

Dave: It's a DVD of Japanese porn superstar Hitomi J-Cup.

Kyle: I don't think it will help.

Kyles Mum's Ghost: Just watch, Kyle. Just watch...........

by TheMuffPuffer October 8, 2012

Hitonstraightguyinitis

Hitonstraighguyinitis, is a disease that occurs when a gay guy becomes lonely, or goes for a long time withouta boyfriend, and starts to hit on straight guys.

Jason broke up with his boyfriend William about 2 months ago, and I think he's developing a case of Hitonstraightguyinitis.

by jaysunson91 August 27, 2008

hisoking

DOING SOMETHING PEDO-ISH

"lolz shane dawson rlly hisoking out here huh"

by yukinastan420 December 3, 2020

Hitoshi Shinso

A popular character from the anime My Hero Acadamia, also known as Boku No Hero Acadamia, who can brainwash you if you respond to him, and likes cats. He has purple hair and lavender eyes, with white pupils. Alot of people ship him with Izuku Midoryia, Denki Kaminari, Katsuki Bakugo, and Neito Monoma. Alot of people also make headcanons stating he is Shouta Aizawa's, And Hizashi Yamada's child, and siblings with Eri Chisaki. Many people simp for him.

Person 1: Have you heard about Hitoshi Shinso? Person 2: Yea! He is such good husband material.

by Hitoshi=yes. February 27, 2022