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He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).
Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.
by RakingUpTheLeaves January 4, 2019
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Trotting her Turkey all up on his Jive

The act of a female initiating sex with a male.
Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."
by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008
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Waxed (his, her, their, your ...) Skis

Will dominate and or has dominated one's competitors.

Relates to any sport or activity where one person is far better than the current rival(s), and proves it.
The Tennis Player 'waxed his (opponent) skis' 6-0. 6-0.
The winner of the race was so far ahead. He 'waxed their skis'.
I got beat so badly. He 'waxed my skis'.

She's going to dominate this match. She's going to 'wax her (opponents) skis'.

The Angels beat the Astros 16 to 2. They 'waxed the Astros skis'. or They 'waxed their skis'. :)

There's no competition for this guy. He's gonna 'wax their skis'.

Waxed (his, her, their, your ...) Skis
by timtimmytimothy May 25, 2022
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he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back

Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”
by KT_2x September 28, 2023
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I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.
I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
by JSSRocket July 26, 2020
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