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Big Heater

A man, that all women desire. When this man walks past any woman she immediately gets wet. He wears sunglasses during sex! Because why the fuck not.
That guy, is such a Big Heater I heard if he takes his sun glasses off during sex. One look into his eyes and women pass out from explosive orgasmic pleasure!
by Gooey Lewy July 15, 2020
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High Heater

A pitch in baseball that is a fastball, high and on the side of the plate nearest to where the batter is standing.
The pitcher nearly rearranged the batters nose with that last "high heater" he threw.
by Jasper LaPrizrak October 16, 2021
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Desi Haters Club Member

BACKGROUND:

Desi Haters Club "Members" are other Desis whose sole aim is (sadly) to alienate, put down, and discredit other natives that don't fit into the "DHC definition" of what it means to be a native.

DHC members create divisions amongst their own people by pointing out how a particular native is "unlike the rest of us" or "not up to par with the rest of us".

PATHOLOGY:

A Desi Haters Club member seems blind to the fact that the inhabitants of their countries vary immensely in ethnicity, (Pakistan and India for example, both have immensely multicultural and multi-ethnic societies) languages, not to mention their interpretation of local customs.

Desi Haters Club members also harbor an unhealthy fear of change. They deny the ever-changing nature of culture, choosing instead to view it as if though it was some unshakable law of nature.

TACKLING A PANDEMIC:

DHC members can be reformed as soon as they realize that they themselves can be victims of alienation by other natives for any number of manufactured reasons. They also tend to leave the DHC after acknowledging their alienating and snobbish ways. (see examples below).
The following example is taken from a TED message board where potential Desi Haters Club Member s responded to a musical performance by a fellow native (musician Vishal Vaid, in this case). The performance was generally well received by non-natives and was billed as "a modern perspective to the traditional music of India". Note that it was NOT billed as a purely traditional/classical Indian performance.

Despite this, here are some of the actual responses to the performance (taken from the viewer comments page):

1. Hameed C (Misc. Desi Haters Club Member):
"Being from south asia, and classical/folk music geek, this is way below standards. It shows more Confusion than Fusion. ...this piece here is merely a feeble attempt to catch attention rather than producing an original idea."

2. Ram N (Misc. Desi Haters Club Member):
"Less than mediocre. For the western ear this may have some appeal..."

3. Mohammad M (Misc. Desi Haters Club Member):
"It's understandable why this should appeal to a 'western' audience, but this really is sub-standard, by ANY standard, especially the vocals".

A NICE COUNTER POINT TO THE DHT ONSLAUGHT

John F:
"I hate it when puffed up toffee noses take over a forum like this with their snobby opinions about what's good and who's better. Maybe Vishal isn't to your taste. So what. He is obviously not an unaccomplished musician. Gee, Bob Dylan, you should take some voice lessons! De gustibus non disputandum est."
by SixBillionHumansAndCounting January 21, 2010
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hot water heater

What many people (even news anchors on well-respected TV news channels!) call a water heater.

You don't want to heat water that's already hot for Pete sakes!! It's proper to call it a 'water heater' or you can even call it a 'hot water tank' -- but never a 'hot water heater'.
{Latoya}: Gary, I think the hot water heater is busted; I can't get any hot water out of this faucet to do the dishes!

{Gary}: Latoya, we don't have a 'hot water heater' -- we might have a hot water cooler, a water heater, or a hot water tank, but no hot water heater! Which of those do you want me to check?
by Telephony August 16, 2012
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Heathers

Heathers is a 1989 cult classic movie starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater. Or an off-broadway musical released in 2014 starring Barrett Wilbert Weed and Ryan McCartan. While the movie and the musical share the same title, characters, and use the same major plot points they tell two somewhat different stories. The movie is rated R, and while they don't give movie ratings in theater the musical is essentially an R rated musical. DEFINITELY not for kids or people sensitive to severe bullying, cussing, murder, suicide, attempted suicide, sexual assault, sexual content, and gun violence. There is a TV show but the fandom doesn't really except it.
Heathers is one of my favorite musicals.
by Can't We Be Seventeen? June 7, 2019
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Time haters

First used on the chappelle show, a sketch where three african american men and a chinese-american man go back in time to the 1800's to call a single slavemaster "a cracker" then later a honky.
"We are the time haters and we have travelled all the way through time to call you a cracker "

The time haters also went on to explain the word cracker and its origins.....
by The time haterszzzz April 15, 2012
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MJ Haters

Michael Jackson Haters
People who have something against Michael Jackson because they're jealous and they only listen to The Media, which only tells lies..
They spend their time going to places filled with MJ Lovers (opposie of MJ Haters, obviously) and insulting, punning, disrespecting Michael just to piss them off..
They have terrible grammar and can't spell worth a damn..
They have no life and places they go to rant about Michael and look stupid are:
Yahoo! Answers - The Celebrity Section
Any YouTube video that's filled with MJ love
Any place that talks positively and truthfully about Michael Jackson
MJ Lover: Hey, everyone that's an MJ fan.. I just uploaded a tribute to Michael on YouTube.. Go check it out!!

MJ Haters: Michael Jackson?? The white woman?? HAHAHA.. You guys are losers.. NO ONE LIKES MICAL JACKSON!!!!

MJ Lovers: *gangs up on the MJ Haters and beats the crap outta them* Oh really?? No one likes MJ.. you're all ill-minded creeps!! Go get a life!!
by MissCherie August 12, 2009
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