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harlet

Harlet is a way of saying whore.
That prostitute is a harlet.
by shellshell441 November 8, 2005
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hamlet

Shakespeare's most emo character, he spends most of his time complaining about how terrible his life and then at the end of the play he dies...how sad.
You think you're emo, you should check out Hamlet, that dude Shakespeare created; he definitely outdoes you.
by Jennrox37 December 2, 2007
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Hazleton Mudslide

When a man engages in anal sex with another person, that is riding in a Chinese swing with diarrhea pouring out their ass.
If you try the Hazleton Mudslide, you're a total fucking pervert.
by Hazletard-in-Chief November 22, 2010
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Hazlehoff-ing

The act of a wedgie and a guillotine choke applied to a single person at the same time
He was so drunk that he never saw the hazlehoff coming. I grabbed his underwear and gave him a huge wedgie while my friend gave him a guillotine choke.

He was fighting back while we were Hazlehoff-ing him, but he couldn't do anything about it.
by TheRealMarcusAurelius September 30, 2014
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Hazletonmobile

The primary mode of transportation in Hazleton, PA, seen outside of every home: A stolen shopping cart!
hazletard 1: Got any WD-40, my ride needs a tune up.

hazletard 2: Ditch that bitch. I got this fly Hazletonmobile, from GIANT Food. No I can go Hazleton drifting, this afternoon.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
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Haslet

(Noun): British South Coast derogatory term for a female human being that is considered ugly and has little or no morals.

The term originates from likening a girl to the meat product "haslet", which is a pork based meat loaf made from reconstituted pork remains.

To say "she's haslett" also refers to the term "she's had it" but has connotations that she is no more than a product of a pig.
Bruv don't be goin near that dutty girl she's haslet mate!
by kushti October 18, 2010
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hamletism

Doubt caused by the possibilities of two or more alternatives or courses of action. With reference to the indecisiveness of Hamlet's actions when he debates whether or not to kill Claudius
Due to his temporary hamletism, the opportunity was lost.
by stok May 4, 2006
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