Hausen

A Canadian euphemism for a bathroom (n) or (more commonly) the act of using a bathroom to deficate (v); this term is seemingly rooted in German (i.e. "Scheiße-Haus"). Differs from its North American counterparts in that one "makes" a scheiße, rather than "takes" one.

"I need to hit the hausen. Gotta make a scheiße."

"The hausen beckons. Scheiße time."

"The hausen's a-callin' this mornin'. We're entering scheiße country."

by Prof. Dylan August 24, 2008

hauso

a dolebludger living in housing commission (government housing)

i'm a hauso
it's a hauso 'hood
ahhh!!! a gang of hauso's!!!

by KraiZ October 25, 2004

hubsy

A guy you marry like wifey material

"That dude is Hubsy material"

by Maleton3 February 6, 2017

Big Haus

A person with a big dick

Jamie: Did you heat Cody’s nickname is big haus?
Kim: No, but I want to find out if it’s true

by GangShooter2017 June 8, 2019

hausa

An afro-asiatic language spoken by Hausa people mainly in northern Nigeria

"Ka ko yi Hausa" = Learn Hausa
"Sunnu da zuwa gida" = Welcome home
"Say anjima" = Goodbye

by HausaKid April 21, 2006

Hausage

The mystery meat used by many pizza chains that is so ambiguous that it’s unclear whether it’s supposed to be sausage or hamburger. It is particularly troublesome on unmarked pizza buffets. Referred to on the menu as “pork”. See also “Samburger”.

Customer at the buffet: Is this hamburger or sausage?
Employee: Ummm, hausage? Maybe samburger, I dunno.

by confuzed October 25, 2007

Cole Hauser

An actor; Recently starred in 2 Fast 2 Furious in Paparazzi. Also one of the most gorgeous men on this planet.

"Cole Hauser... Yummy..."

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda September 11, 2004