Nappetizer

A form of rest shorter than a nap – never longer than 20 minutes – that occurs late in the day but still a few hours before actually going to sleep for the night.

I was really tired and it was only 8pm but I wanted to stay up until at least 2am, so I decided to take a nappetizer for 10 minutes.

by Licensed_Nerd February 10, 2023

Appetizer Scrooge

1. When dining with someone that hogs all the appetizers
2. When a diner is hangry and complains about why it is taking so long for the appetizers to come out

I was grabbing dinner with LeRoy and he ate all the mozz sticks while I was in the bathroom. That guy is a real Appetizer Scrooge

by Karl McCarlson December 31, 2024

Fappetizer

noun

a piece of pornographic media, be it a photo, video, or something else, that (someone) starts with while looking for what they're really trying to get off to.

ORIGIN
early 21st century; from English, a combination of "fap", informal slang for masturbation, and "appetizer".

I was trying to find Sasha Grey, but Malena Morgan was readily available so she sufficed as a fappetizer.

by shit, the crayon consumer August 24, 2025

appetizer

That one movie that you must watch first before watching the others

If you want to binge-watch all the movies that have been made throughout this 21st century, start by watching the 2006 movie "Idiocracy" as the appetizer.

by Emotional Cruiser November 12, 2025

nappetizer

When you fall asleep and take a nap and then wake up and go to bed for the night

I just hit the craziest nappetizer ever bro

Dang that nappetizer was what I needed

by DaddyB2244 November 13, 2025

Fappetizer

Jerking off before a meal.

"No way I can make it through this dinner without a fappetizer."

by Billy13D December 7, 2025