Handbeezy

N. The ultimate prize sought after the one called "Nig-Nog."
V. The action of Michael Breska getting a handjob.
Adj. A way of doing something when one is crunked out.

Nig Nog tryna getta Handbeezy.

Jenn ain't given Michael no Handbeezy.

You were telling the most handbeezy jokes last night.

by Nog-Nig. June 27, 2009

social handgrenade

Someone, who when out with friends at a social gathering could ‘go off’ at anytime and cause complete and utter chaos to what was a well conducted evening

Wy did you invite Garner out man? you know he’s a social hand grenade, and I’m meeting that smart bird from work later on, I can’t belive it

by Brian July 9, 2003

handrew

the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long

The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.

by darien October 4, 2006

Handle That Scandal

get your shit done. to go for it. do it.

"i wanna see whats crackin with that girl"
"go get her number homie. Handle that scandal yo"

by BAOH1 October 5, 2009

Handlebar Muffstache

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

Chronic handheld check

To consciously and frequently check your pockets for your handheld when you realize you can't feel it or the weight of it in your pocket. PSPs', DSs', cellphones, iPods, etc.

Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.

-Paul and Micheal leave a party-

Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*

Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"

Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.

by Raylock August 19, 2010

sticky handle

When someone ejaculates in the shower and wipes it on the shower knob. Most commonly seen in shared shower settings such as dormitories.

Everybody on the third floor has had to turn the shower on and off with their shower slides ever since a horrid new trend called the sticky handle started.

by Freshnikes27 February 25, 2018