baggage handler's arm

A description of the penis of a man who has overindulged in sexual self labour. As in to border on double figures for the number of times he has spanked the monkey in one day. It refers to the friction on a baggage handler's arm as it is pulled in and out of bags causing it to become bright purple and sore.

"Dude, that guy's 'played the pecker banjo' so many times today! He must have a dick like a baggage handler's arm."

by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005

Baggage handler

Someone who plays with there testicles all day, like a baggage handler would handle bags all day.

A:fuk look at that bloke hes bin playin with his nuts all day
B: Yeh hes a fukin baggage handler

by raymond alborado September 19, 2006

Vagina Handler

The person who calculates how much the vagina made.

Gotta sii mii vagina handler today, Todd.

by CCFI December 14, 2008

jig handler

An old beat up Cadillac driven by a black man

Man, look at the gold rims on that jig handler

by Turd Ferguson, III December 14, 2008

hawg handler

a person, usually male, who just has to fuck the biggest, fattest, ugliest bitches he can possibly get his hands on. no questions asked. always demanding the grossest pig in the bar, saloon, lounge, or club..

did you see that fat fukn huge, ugly cunt Lane was with last nite, that guy only handles premium aaa hawgs.

Ya, he is a total hawg handler!

by hawg handler June 15, 2011

Gash handler

Pimp

I was crawling the curb, lookin' for se hoes and then my gash handler called me and came up with goods.

by Haggisface December 8, 2012

turkish pearl handler

This is the female version of the Romanian rudder. The act of one female holding out her hand while the other female straddles her vagina on said hand for self pleasure.

Chandler sat in the corner of his room masterbating while his girlfriend received a Turkish pearl handler from his sister.

by FreekyD February 16, 2020