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haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.
When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.
by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018
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Haystacking

The act of strategically restricting your Tinder settings in hopes of finding one person of interest. This is especially helpful if you want to make your intention to hook up clear without a discussion. Incredibly useful in a small-town where you want to know who's DTF.
Did you try haystacking that girl you met at the bar on Tinder? With the right location and age settings, it definitely won't take you more than two days to swipe through and find her if she's on there!
by swipe-lifer May 24, 2021
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Hamstick

Hamstick(verb): to hamstick; or the act of hamsticking: making a series of poorly veiled comments juxtaposing superiority in something to compensate for poor self esteem.

Hamsticking can also be a situation where a individual with low self esteem throws themselves at another persons boyfriend, girlfriend or significant other trying to hijack their affection
Oh my god dude. As soon as she found out the math tutor had a girlfriend, she hamsticked him. Luckily she is so beat up and cringe that the Math tutor didn’t take the bait.
by guhvelmo January 7, 2023
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Hamstick

(verb)- to make clearly fraudulent claims about personal achievements to others despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
Omg..this girl from Mathnaesium hamsticked to everyone she got into Harvard but got rejected at every single college she applied to. Now she’s scrambling to get into Hondros Community College.
by guhvelmo January 31, 2024
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Hamstuck

The act of having made claims with malevolent intent in the past.
She bragged that she was going to Harvard. But I found out we were simply hamstuck to make us feel bad. In reality, she didn’t get into Harvard and was waitlisted at Hondros community college. That is sooooo socio.
by guhvelmo March 20, 2024
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Haystacking

The art or act of muddling a clear point by introducing a litany of distractors.
In a corporate setting: "The CEO’s town hall was pure haystacking; she spent forty minutes on 'company culture' initiatives to avoid addressing the upcoming layoffs."

In a legal or debate context: "The defense attorney attempted to haystack the jury by introducing three dozen irrelevant character witnesses, hoping to obscure the lack of physical evidence."

In everyday life: "I asked him why he was late, but he started haystacking the conversation with a long story about his childhood dog and the history of the local transit system."
by genXFinalRevision January 21, 2026
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dirty haystack

a dirty person who sleeps around with cowboys or cowgirls.
my friend is a dirty haystack because she cant get enough of them yee haws.
by lil autii September 27, 2019
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