playing the hairmonica

performing cunnilingus or oral sex

Kathleen was hesitant to commit to the new man in her life, as he was cocky, belligerent, mean and smelly; though he was adept at playing the hairmonica.

by chaunky smelderbodom September 29, 2013

hairho

Someone who cannot stay with the same hairdresser for more than 2 visits even at the expense of their good hair.

I like the way Sally does my hair, I hear Tim is even better, I'm such a Hairho.

by Rhymingrealtor March 30, 2009

hairiolae

nipples surrounded by hairs (either male or female)

Hairiolae in women is an affliction which can and should be treated as a part of regular grooming.

by Duke Dillon March 1, 2014

Hairodynamic

A hair style that allows air to flow easily over

The most hairodynamic hairstyle of all is to be bald.

by Hot Carl 1024 November 17, 2014

Large Hardon Collider

When two or more dudes touch their boners together.

"Hey Jeff, you want to use the Large Hardon Collider to smash our particles together?"

"No Justin, I'm not a fag"

by Strasse October 10, 2010

haireola

female areola that has a number of wiry hairs protruding from the chicken skin-like areola.

My God, Jeanie D has a nearly matching pair of haireola

by Bernie O'Neill November 25, 2005

hairdryer

To scream and rant until red in the face; uncontrolled rage expressed from one person to another, usually within an inch of the face

The football manager gave his team the full hairdryer for their terrible first half performance.

by Phil Hardy April 24, 2006