a fag who trys to impress others by rocking hyped up shit. they also tend to be sneakerheads that have no real sense of style, but wear what they think is cool and tell everyone
Theo(hypebeast):Hey check out my new stussy tee and my fresh new dunks!
Someguy:STFU asshole!
Theo(hypebeast): But i havent told you the best part...I went to Melrose today
Someguy:STFU asshole!
Theo(hypebeast): But i havent told you the best part...I went to Melrose today
by uber6996 January 11, 2008
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Conversation1:
Dude, your girl friend just chewed me out about drinking and "smoking", what the fuck is up with her?
Uh, she was high as shit with me yesterday and then downed a bottle of strawberry hill before bed...that doesn't sound like her?
...Aw snap, I forgot, she's a hipecostal...fucking cunt
Conversation2:
Dude, I met this chick last night...and she sucked my dick and fucked the shit outta me within like 30 minutes of knowing my name...(in the bar bathroom)
That's kinda cool...safe to say she's not a very "religious, take home to mom" type of gal eh?
Hell no, she's penecostal!
Penecostal...?...Oh, you mean HIPECOSTAL! That explains it...I guarantee you aren't the only one she fucked and sucked that night...I'd get checked bro!
Dude, your girl friend just chewed me out about drinking and "smoking", what the fuck is up with her?
Uh, she was high as shit with me yesterday and then downed a bottle of strawberry hill before bed...that doesn't sound like her?
...Aw snap, I forgot, she's a hipecostal...fucking cunt
Conversation2:
Dude, I met this chick last night...and she sucked my dick and fucked the shit outta me within like 30 minutes of knowing my name...(in the bar bathroom)
That's kinda cool...safe to say she's not a very "religious, take home to mom" type of gal eh?
Hell no, she's penecostal!
Penecostal...?...Oh, you mean HIPECOSTAL! That explains it...I guarantee you aren't the only one she fucked and sucked that night...I'd get checked bro!
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A person who buys hyped clothing such as Supreme, Bape, Jordan’s, Adidas, etc. and resells it for a higher amount of money then resale. These people are called “HYPEBEAST RESELLERS”
Your such a hypebeast reseller matt for buying a $600 sweatshirt from supreme and reselling it for $1000
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Person 2: I mean, it's good but nowhere near goat
Person 1: SHUT UP, ITS AMAZING
Person 2: Goddamn hypebeast
Person 2: I mean, it's good but nowhere near goat
Person 1: SHUT UP, ITS AMAZING
Person 2: Goddamn hypebeast
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refering to one of more hippie stereotype, hipetitis commes in three forms:
hipetitis A, hippetitis B, and Hippetitis C. Hippetitis A is the worst and hippetitis C is the most mild. these descriptions will help you discern the different levels of hippetitis you are incountering:
one seen wearing a headband with dreadlocks, and a hackie sack would be considered hippetitis A. Hippetitis B would probably be more of a person with a frisbee, and a hackie sack.
Hippetitis A however can be more difficult to spot, just a tie-dyed shirt can indicate hippetitis A.
refering to one of more hippie stereotype, hipetitis commes in three forms:
hipetitis A, hippetitis B, and Hippetitis C. Hippetitis A is the worst and hippetitis C is the most mild. these descriptions will help you discern the different levels of hippetitis you are incountering:
one seen wearing a headband with dreadlocks, and a hackie sack would be considered hippetitis A. Hippetitis B would probably be more of a person with a frisbee, and a hackie sack.
Hippetitis A however can be more difficult to spot, just a tie-dyed shirt can indicate hippetitis A.
"dude, check that guy with the marley cranked and the hackie sack goin.... its a total case of hippetitis."
by schmuckey MCduckey June 30, 2005
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by ho2 January 2, 2008
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1. A hypbeast is a person who collects underground trends such as stussy, The Hundreds, Huf, Supreme, etc. And maybe also be a person who is a shoe head, and collects Nike Sb's.
2. Hypbeasts Live in urban/Suburban places such as NYC, Bay Area, and a few places in Honolulu.
3. A lot of Hypebeasts skate, but are to scared to skate in there Sb's because of fear that they might crease or damage them. So after doing a trick, Hypebeasts might stop after doing a trick and wipe off dirt off their shoes.
4. Hypebeasts also wear bright retro colors such as neon colors like orange light blue and Purple.
Note: Purple is a HYPEBEAST color.
Hypebeasts where PURPLE too much. thats like there national color. haha.
1. A hypbeast is a person who collects underground trends such as stussy, The Hundreds, Huf, Supreme, etc. And maybe also be a person who is a shoe head, and collects Nike Sb's.
2. Hypbeasts Live in urban/Suburban places such as NYC, Bay Area, and a few places in Honolulu.
3. A lot of Hypebeasts skate, but are to scared to skate in there Sb's because of fear that they might crease or damage them. So after doing a trick, Hypebeasts might stop after doing a trick and wipe off dirt off their shoes.
4. Hypebeasts also wear bright retro colors such as neon colors like orange light blue and Purple.
Note: Purple is a HYPEBEAST color.
Hypebeasts where PURPLE too much. thats like there national color. haha.
1 - Oh dude, did you hear about the new Ferris Buller's that are coming out?
2 - Oh damn dude, Lets go to The HUndereds at Post St. and hype it up. And then maybe
we could go to Haight St and go to the
Stussy store and just bop over there.
3 - Oh damn, look at that hypebeast, he got those sexy Tiffany's.
2 - Oh damn dude, Lets go to The HUndereds at Post St. and hype it up. And then maybe
we could go to Haight St and go to the
Stussy store and just bop over there.
3 - Oh damn, look at that hypebeast, he got those sexy Tiffany's.
by Markeezy. February 28, 2009
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