Vaginal Hemorhoids

Bumps on the vagina that normally show up on your asshole.

God damn my boyfriend did me and popped one of my vaginal hemorhoids.

by Dan gutyyeoiu July 13, 2009

brain hemorrhoid

Like a brain hemorrhage only this leaves the person's head full of shit.

David: "Did you hear some of Clint's ideas at the seminar last night?"

Craig: "Yup. Pretty obvious he suffered another brain hemorrhoid."

by BuffDudeTotally April 16, 2014

hemorrhoid

hem-roydz

a varicose condition of the external or internal rectal veins causing painful swellings at the anus. Syn: piles.

Origin
G. haimorrhois, pl. haimorrhoides, veins likely to bleed, fr. haima, blood, + rhoia, a flow

"a pain in the ass"---OR my ex-wife

I need to go buy some more Preparation-H, my hemorrhoid wants more alamony

by buck_futter_jr June 19, 2003

haemorrhoids

A varicose dilatation of a vein of the superior or inferior haemorrhoidal plexus, resulting from a persistent increase in venous pressure.

Presents as a livid and painful swelling formed by the dilation of the blood vessels around the margin of, or within, the anus, from which blood or mucus is occasionally discharged. This is called haemorrhoids.

by Mhairhi Dunn December 1, 2007

hemorrhoid

a synonym for anus boils

That guys has a serious case of hemorrhoids! I'm talking those anus boils were falling out of his ass all over the place!

by Krazy K December 21, 2002

hemorrhoid tourniquet

Hemorrhoid tourniquet: trying on thong underwear and getting your hemorrhoids caught in the floss when you pull them off.

During some man-talk over beers, one of the guys explained how he tried on his girlfriend's thong during a hemorrhoid flare-up and it got really squeezed as he took them off. His beer buddy didn't miss a beat as he explained "No Pain, No Gain" and confirmed that hemorrhoid tourniquets like that were coming into vogue at old man frat parties.

by benighse November 22, 2009

Hemorrhoid Police

An over the top, overly aggressive, politically correct in every which way conceivable Human Resources Department that snuffs the heart and soul out of a company.

Bob - Crap, I'm being summoned by the Hemorrhoid Police...

Peter - What'd ya do?

Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...

by bullharbour November 10, 2012