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hem-roydz

a varicose condition of the external or internal rectal veins causing painful swellings at the anus. Syn: piles.

Origin
G. haimorrhois, pl. haimorrhoides, veins likely to bleed, fr. haima, blood, + rhoia, a flow

"a pain in the ass"---OR my ex-wife
I need to go buy some more Preparation-H, my hemorrhoid wants more alamony
by buck_futter_jr June 20, 2003
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