Palmela Handerson

Rosie Palm's better looking sister.

I got blue balled on my date...so I had to call in Palmela Handerson to finish the job.

by pfrees April 2, 2011

3 Axe Handles Wide

Term that refers to a person with a big ass. 3 axe handles wide is measured to an axe that is turned horizontal, and timed by 3, which creates the notion of a wide ass.

Person A: Look at the size of that man!

Person B: I know, dude's ass has to be 3 Axe Handles Wide!

by BATMANCAUCASIAN June 6, 2009

handerson

process of giving a handjob, usual up in a lofted bed or nook.

Term keyed by a delta gamma sorority girl who performed it on her boyfriend in a fraternity house bed

Kate gave Billy a vicious handerson yesterday, the whole hallway was shaking!

by B Baldwin May 12, 2009

Pamela Handerson

My right hand with which I stroke.

I had sex last night with Pamela Handerson.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

love handles

The part of the body of someone that is grabbed while love making, hence the name 'love handles'.

"Whilst in bed last night he grabed my love handles"

by Warrior Babe July 10, 2006

whore handles

Long, braided pigtails.

"Hey baby, can I tug on your whore handles."

by danibby March 3, 2008

handles

Also known as hitting it, or asking for acquisition of someone elses property. Could be known as fornicating with a member of the opposite sex, or just doing a task that requires a bit of bravery.

-Handle that shit dude!
-Handles (Give me some)
-He's just in it for the handles.

by carlylecastle March 26, 2007