Gamblers Special

A meal that is inexpensive, discounted, and affordable in which the customer ordering is allowing the kitchen to decide what to serve them.

Waitress, I only have $6, can I please get a gamblers special?

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

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Gymbership

Gymbership is the monthly payment you make to the Gym that you never go to. Also known as "Fat Tax"

-I have to renew my Gymbership, it sure is easier than exercise!

by The Pollack November 21, 2010

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gamblers math

The ability to see a loss as only a temporary situation that will turn around to your benefit in the end.

Person 1: Its time to walk away form the poker table, you've already lost $200
Person 2: I haven't lost it I'm just down, I'm due to win a few hands
Person 1: Stop using gamblers math.

by TCuneo September 27, 2011

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Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.

Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.

I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.

I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

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