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Gyamblegooning 

Gooning for so long that your cumshots land in the form of playing cards. After this happens, you let the cum cards solidify and use them to play card games, specifically blackjack, and poker to gamble.
I was gyamblegooning all night long to make my own playing cards.

Jack: That's awesome man. Why didn't you invite me?
Gyamblegooning by draag June 7, 2025
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Gyamblegooning 

Gooning for so long that your cumshots land in the form of playing cards. After this happens, you let the cum cards solidify and use them to play card games, specifically blackjack, and poker to gamble.
I was gyamblegooning all night long so I could have a new set of playing cards

Jack: Without me?? I could've helped you so it was only half the night
Gyamblegooning by draag June 7, 2025
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Gyamblegooning 

The act of gooning (intense, prolonged edging) for so long that one’s bodily “output” takes the form of playing cards. These “cards” are then allowed to dry and solidify, and are used to gamble in games like poker and blackjack. A bizarre fusion of compulsive pleasure and high-stakes gambling.
After hours of gyamblegooning, he finally shuffled his sticky deck and dealt himself a royal flush-definitely the weirdest poker night ever.
Gyamblegooning by draag June 29, 2025

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026