Gooning for so long that your cumshots land in the form of playing cards. After this happens, you let the cum cards solidify and use them to play card games, specifically blackjack, and poker to gamble.
I was gyamblegooning all night long so I could have a new set of playing cards
Jack: Without me?? I could've helped you so it was only half the night
Jack: Without me?? I could've helped you so it was only half the night
by draag June 07, 2025
Get the Gyamblegooningmug. Gooning for so long that your cumshots land in the form of playing cards. After this happens, you let the cum cards solidify and use them to play card games, specifically blackjack, and poker to gamble.
I was gyamblegooning all night long to make my own playing cards.
Jack: That's awesome man. Why didn't you invite me?
Jack: That's awesome man. Why didn't you invite me?
by draag June 07, 2025
Get the Gyamblegooningmug. The act of gooning (intense, prolonged edging) for so long that one’s bodily “output” takes the form of playing cards. These “cards” are then allowed to dry and solidify, and are used to gamble in games like poker and blackjack. A bizarre fusion of compulsive pleasure and high-stakes gambling.
After hours of gyamblegooning, he finally shuffled his sticky deck and dealt himself a royal flush-definitely the weirdest poker night ever.
by draag June 29, 2025
Get the Gyamblegooningmug.