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Gyamblegooning 

Gooning for so long that your cumshots land in the form of playing cards. After this happens, you let the cum cards solidify and use them to play card games, specifically blackjack, and poker to gamble.
I was gyamblegooning all night long to make my own playing cards.

Jack: That's awesome man. Why didn't you invite me?
Gyamblegooning by draag June 7, 2025
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Gyamblegooning 

Gooning for so long that your cumshots land in the form of playing cards. After this happens, you let the cum cards solidify and use them to play card games, specifically blackjack, and poker to gamble.
I was gyamblegooning all night long so I could have a new set of playing cards

Jack: Without me?? I could've helped you so it was only half the night
Gyamblegooning by draag June 7, 2025
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Gyamblegooning 

The act of gooning (intense, prolonged edging) for so long that one’s bodily “output” takes the form of playing cards. These “cards” are then allowed to dry and solidify, and are used to gamble in games like poker and blackjack. A bizarre fusion of compulsive pleasure and high-stakes gambling.
After hours of gyamblegooning, he finally shuffled his sticky deck and dealt himself a royal flush-definitely the weirdest poker night ever.
Gyamblegooning by draag June 29, 2025
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When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026