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Girthgasm

When a woman or gay man has an orgasm primarily due to the girth or the thickness of the penis they're being fucked with filling up their pussy or booty walls and making them feel so full, leading some women to squirt over and over again.
Nicole: Oh my God, it's so good, wow, I feel so full, right there, right there

Shane Diesel: Yeah cum for daddy slut, cum on this fat cock, have a girthgasm and go home and tell your husband, Myers, all about it
by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo August 15, 2016
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Girth Monkeys

Used when referring to a large set of breasts.
A: Damn dude did you see Jayce’s Girth monkeys last night?!
B: Yeah dude they were buckin!
by Giggittygiggitygoo February 9, 2019
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Logan garth

Oh he/she is such a logan garth
by Englash professor October 28, 2018
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Dirty Garth

A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.
Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!

Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.
by TheFlattyLord April 23, 2022
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Girthanthaclops

1. The rare Girthanthaclops can destroy ANY female with a single thrust.

2. My Girthanthaclops can be unruly around the ladies from time to time.
by nobodytooimportant August 24, 2008
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Girth Warrior

Penis has limited length but substantial girth
by void nz February 17, 2015
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Girth Hammer

An unnaturally bulbous and heavy penis head, causing the shaft to perpetually bend towards the floor. This bending occurs at all times, even during erection and usually presents all sorts of problems when being blown.
When Kim was attempting to blow me last night, I accidentally bruised her forehead and gave her a black eye with my Girth Hammer! She concussed shortly thereafter...
by Girth Himself January 24, 2009
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