grooming

Tony Lopez’ favorite thing to di

-Omg did you know what Tony Lopez did?
-Yeah he manipulated a minor into skeeping with him
-Isn’t that called grooming?
-Yep

by mangoavocado February 1, 2021

Grouting

To have sex with, bang or fuck, in any orrifice.

Did you bang that chick last night?

Yeah, I was grouting her all night.

by Unipuna November 30, 2009

Buzz Groomington

A similar type to Buzz Killington with sinister grooming qualities. Or in other words a very boring paedophille.

Craig: Oh look here comes Buzz.

Steven: Dressed like a groomer as usual.

Ally: A total Buzz Groomington!!!

by Big Dog S August 24, 2010

fake grooming

This what a cat does during the act of hunting to make its prey think it is no longer interested. The cat stops, looks away, and starts to lick its paw as if nothing ever happened.

As the cat began to sneak up on the bird, the cat stopped when it noticed that the bird saw it coming. The cat began fake grooming so as to appear disinterested in the bird. It works every time.

by lkaw January 12, 2007

grotting

When a dog is gobbling and scratching at his balls with his slobbery mouth

Henry woke up every so often to shift about in his basket and give himself a good grotting.

by georgeporge February 17, 2010

man grooming

What a man does before going out to party with the hopes of hooking up with a girl, that can include shaving, both face and body, extreme showering, hair work, and facial care. Also, this typically takes an extended period of time since most men do not need to spend much time in the bathroom preparing.

Dude, I've got to do some intense man grooming before we head out to Tony's party. There's gonna be mad bitches there

by Da Burdman March 10, 2007

grooning

Verb,a colloquial term literally meaning "Group spooning" The act of spooning with 4 or more people (as 2 is spooning, and 3 is throoning).

It is commonly thought that the term is derived from Nordic, to describe the Viking long boaters sleeping arrangements as they huddled for warmth, escaping from reach of the North Sea's clutches of bitter cold at night.

On the contrary, other's believe that "grooning" was first brought to popular attention by Henry VIII, where in his final days he called for all of his past wives to be dug up from their graves or called up to the palace so he could have one last embrace and waller in the success of his marital achievements.

"Hey baby, how about you, me, your friend, your sister, your mother and my uncle here go back to mine, i've got an urge for some serious grooning"

by The Throonmeister December 29, 2009