grobler effect

a person cursed with the effect of no bitches, no hoes, no mommy, and most definitely no milkies

Ayo, this guy gets no hoes!
Yeah, he got the grobler effect bro.

by bigsexyfart November 8, 2021

groobler

A non mythical creature that lives for all eternity. The groobler hunts most popularly hunts Santa Rosa Rd. but has been known to venture further. Beware the groobler, you do NOT want to be groobled…

My buddy went down Santa Rosa last night and I think the Groobler got him. I hope he didn’t groobled.

by BigOlBobby July 9, 2022

Tethered Grimble

n. The small clump of poop mixed with toilet paper that clings to an ass-hair. Very similar to a dingleberry

If you use inferior toilet paper and no water when wiping, you will end up with tethered grimbles...

by Labattomy May 29, 2012

Dirty Grumbles

Sucking dick from below while person on top is hovering over your chest, while shitting or rubbing shit on your nipples

I wanted a raise, so I gave the boss a proper dirty grumbles

by Chrometitty October 27, 2021

Laying a Grumbler

The act of a loud, rumbling fart.

*fart noise* "oops, just laying a grumbler"

"No one is going to fancy you if you keep laying grumblers!"

by ThunderPants March 26, 2014

Grooble

Evil gray versions of froobles. They are made of evil and love pain and suffering. Smiling, laughing, and saying nice things (eg please thanks) makes them explode into a ball of fire.

The groobles hate and want to kill froobles

by Dohemio Zerg June 24, 2008

Grumble

To complain somewhat pointlessly. Grumbling usually consists of merely bemoaning an unfortunate/unfair situation instead of attempting to come up with a solution.

And so he's still grumbling about being picked off of third two innings ago, and whaddayaknow, he gets picked off again!

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005