Grouching

The act of climbing inside a garbage bin and being surly and borderline agressive to pedestrians in a similar fashion to Oscar the Grouch.

Did you see that guy in the bin? What's with that?
Yeah, he's grouching the food court

by baron25 June 7, 2011

Grothing

Grothing is a term used for when a girl doesn't care at all how a potential hookup looks like; as long as he's over 2 meters tall

Dude, that chick over there is totally Grothing

by suckass69 June 6, 2018

malibooby groping

when you threaten to grab their booby but then grab both knee caps and squeeze very tightly and rough and scream "I'VE GOT YOUR MALIBOOBIES!" and then laugh until you end up grabbing the actual boobs because you became friends with bennifits. Rory is the intelligent person that eats Chinese and everyone's maliboobies, he created this and Jaron and Hayley were there to witness it for the first time

some guy name rory: i'm gonna grab your boobies!
some random chick or man (we don't judge) "NOOOOO"
rory: "HAHA I have your MAIIBOOBIES!"
malibooby groping

by billy Annon April 24, 2019

That's Groping

Something that's not to your liking.

"We didn't catch one fish all night, That's Groping."

My friend and I were running late for a concert and he said, "That's Groping."

by Fisherman Dave April 18, 2019

Rolphing

To fondle the breasts of or try to finger a much younger girl. To molest.

Despite being a famous entertainer he finally got caught out rolphing young girls.

by Shaven haven June 11, 2014

Credit Groping

Intense demands for verification, personal identification and account numbers when applying for any kind of credit.

Mark felt violated at the sales clerk's Credit Groping when he went to open a new cellphone account; the guy wanted a credit card number, social security number AND his drivers license number.

Mark felt like telling the guy, Don't touch my junk.

by akcapurb November 27, 2010

GROLING

Groaning out loud.

Dude that joke was so bad! I'm GROLING!

by Dfab April 19, 2018