Groin Hook

To pick up a drunk woman while drunk using references towards your genatalia

How was your night?"......"Oh it was great i groin hooked this woman at the bar last night and brought her home.

by willie11 April 21, 2011

Groin Tash

Alternative phrase for the female vagina or gash. When a lady's pubic hair looks like a moustache.

I need to wax my groin tash before I go on holiday....

by Dirty JD October 12, 2015

Groin Ferret

A person who wades through a forest of pubic hair to taste the forbidden fruit of a backpacker. Similar to the

Guys, I really struggled to find the fun zone on that 60 year old backpacker last night. I was like a groin ferret".

by A Muskateer August 26, 2016

Grönt

Grönt is Swedish slang for weed. Grönt/grön is Swedish for green. Grönt is often used with another color, Brunt which is swedish for brown. Grönt is never used when talking about hash and brunt is never used when talking about flower/bud/weed. Grönt and brunt is mostly used when the type of cannabis product is of importance and rarely if ever used as a general term when talking about cannabis. Other swedish weed slang: Maja, braj ,grälle, äzi,gräs, ved,röka.

har du grönt eller brunt? - do you have Grönt or brunt?
Grönt är skönt - Grönt is pleasant

Grönt är 100kr/g - Grönt is 100kr/g
Grönt är ingen grönsak - Grönt is not a vegetable

Jag har en 5g jolle grönt här! - i have 5g joint Grönt

by MegaMoistMister April 24, 2019

Restless Groin Syndrome

-noun- A medical disorder, popularized by such celebrities as Tiger Woods and Jesse James and politicians like John Edwards, characterized by sexual promiscuity, the inability to remain monogamous, sometimes fathering illegitimate children, and the likelihood of being 'outed' with Bimbo eruptions in the tabloids.

Because he left rehab before finishing his treatment, doctors fear that Jesse's "Restless Groin Syndrome" will recur.

by Jaggsokc April 5, 2010

Rupert Grint

The most awesome redhead who ever walked the face of the earth!

He was a regular kid who dreamed of being 'Ron Weasley' of the 'Harry Potter' movies -- and he made that dream come true! Which makes him an inspiration to a lot of young people worldwide, sending out a message that you too can do anything you want as long as you set your mind to it.

Without any professional acting experience, Rupert Grint decided to take a chance.

by Jesi July 10, 2005

groin rage

The overwhelming, uncontrollable, massively unstoppable tsunami of superhuman throbbing orgasmic pain that floods your groin area thereby causing the meaty love organ to be violently pumped to massive proportions of granite hardness. This is usually followed by gigantic throbbing and an unbelievable neverending torrential rain of cream gushering.

HOLY SHIT! Get the mop! Brad has major groin rage and we need a bucket fast!!!

by gregjockca October 22, 2010