goblin body

The physical shape of someone's body that resembles that of a goblin. Usually fairly thin, long arms, but thick thighs and a jutting out gut.

I wish I was a bit more fit, but all I've got are my fat little titties and a goblin body.

by gregory_bryant December 2, 2016

Bathtub Goblin

A particularly scary creature living in your tub. Originated from a fearsome picture of Whoopi Goldberg.

"oh God! I'm not taking a bath NOW."
"What is it?"
*points* "It's the Bathtub Goblin...AGAIN."

by U.Steve April 4, 2009

hot goblin

The act of blowing your nose into the mouth of another person.

Open your mouth & close your eyes... I've got a hot goblin for you.

by krambus October 27, 2012

gooch goblin

term used to describe one who feeds on the gooch, or reigon between the testicles/vagina and anus, regularly

"man you're such a fuckin' gooch goblin."

by the nudist midget February 18, 2004

goblin horde

The Goblin Horde is a gang known for arms trafficking and prostitution with known members in Clovis CA, and Amarillo TX. They are known to use the San Jauquin River to travel throughout the state. Their main rivals are the Fresno Bulldogs street gang.

Person 1: Did you hear about that shooting last night?
Person 2: Yeah I heard that the goblin horde was involved.
Person 1: Uh oh.

by Cyclore1469 February 5, 2019

Goblinfucker

A gentleman with a tendency to pursue and engage in sexual activities with ladies of less-than-stellar repute or appearance.

I saw you banging the old lunch lady in your car last night pal, you're a real goblinfucker.

by jogan6 February 3, 2021

spliff goblin

Someone who constantly begs weed off people, but is reluctant to share their own.

dammit, stop being such a spliff goblin

by bellendz October 27, 2010