gram stain

When you cum on a graham cracker and stick it to ur bed sheets and it stains

"Damn man I have a gram stain on my bed." - Mr. Willson

by Dvsbdj January 22, 2018

Gram Cracker Den

A commercial space clearly designed so Instagram addicts can congregate, often to take selfies inside or around the venue.
A common decoration combination includes neon signs, pastel colors, striped or checkered patterns, and large potted plants.

There's nowhere good to eat in SoHo. It's just a bunch of gram cracker dens where you choose between bowls and salads.

by slingo September 26, 2018

Gram Flakes

When you spend time on instagram when you first wake up in the morning.

I love to start my day with a big old serving of Gram Flakes.

by Psychopath_liker April 20, 2019

Gram Cracker

A blunt or joint with exactly a gram of bangin bud.

Light up that Gram Cracker!

by Quadir425 November 18, 2010

gram slam

picking up your next sexual partner off of instagram; not limited to DM

Damn lexy is fine as hell.

Yeah she is, hit her with a DM last week, now she's my new gram slam.

by The Schwerper May 4, 2017

gram fam

your Instagram family. (I.e. followers, friends etc.)

"send that to the gram fam."

by T.dingle May 8, 2018

gram crackers

A term given to Caucasian pseudo-gangsters that always keep a single gram of marijuana in possession to convince others they're "stoners".

Hey man, did you see Tymon and his buddies waving that dime bag around? What a bunch of gram crackers.

by Mazzey June 23, 2011