gooched

wronged or screwed over, especially in relation to UVA on-grounds housing; getting a terrible room assignment in all possible aspects

(Upon seeing one's housing assignment): "DUDE, I totally got gooched! This sucks...I'm finding an apartment instead..."

"HAHAHA. You got assigned to Gooch/Dillard?! BAHAHAH, yeah, someone totally gooched you!"

by ay-sea-em December 20, 2008

gouche sack

a wrinkly gouche

his gouche was so wrinkly that he had a gouche sack

by gghghgh September 11, 2010

gonched

When you and a couple of buddies smoke a good ounce of kush together and you can’t feel your legs

Dude I got real gonched last night , so gonched we walked six miles to my house

by Obj183 December 2, 2017

gouche train

Unkempt pubic hair starting from the scrotum and ending at the anus.

Person one: "what was her (gouche train) like?"
Person two: "It was thick as a lion's mane and twice as deadly!"

by Happy Jackle December 3, 2013

Flaming gouche

When you bang a chicks pussy so hard that her gouche gets super hot.

while i was fucking julie, she exclaimed dramaticly that she had a flaming gouche

by black pheonix December 24, 2010

Gouche Bag

a derogitory term used much like Douche Bag oly the flap of skin between your asshole and genitals

You Fucking Gouche Bag

by Cameron March 21, 2004

Gouche

A savory meal which is created by chiseling a frozen pot pie into chunks and then heating it in a pot on the stove.

Best if a portion is eaten directly from the pot and the rest is left (lidless) overnight to form a slight crust.

Once the crust has formed, it may be picked off with a raspoon. (A raspoon is a spoon with sharpened edges.) After picking off the crust, the raspoon should be disposed of along with the crust.

The savory gouche must be consumed momentarily before a second crust forms.

I would like some of your savory gouche.

by Corksil.com & Associates September 7, 2008