Gort

Gort is a shapeshifting mass murderer! Mostly taking on the form of a silverfish, a duck or a beaver

Gort has committed several counts of murder!

by DalSpin November 30, 2021

Gort n' Gop

When you sever the left big toe and the right pinky toe of a individual who you strongly dislike, and surgically reattaching them to the opposite side. Also a dish best served with a chocolate drizzle.

Becky is so rude! I'm gonna give her the ole gort n' gop.
I'm hungry, I think I want a gort n' gop

by sodagutshat May 01, 2024

puff a gort

to smoke a cigarette

"wanna puff a gort?"

by Foothills November 18, 2012

Gorte

When Your pillow is cold and soft, you would like to ört it.

Oo, ört My pillow is gorte

by Sarrios September 29, 2018

gorting

swagging out

yeah dude i'm totally gorting right now

by thosdev August 10, 2021

Gorting

The act of being secretly gay and annoying simultaneously. Commonly seen in those named Gerald.

Gerald was gorting last night I caught him starring at me

by Kitty Kage June 10, 2023

Spencer Gort

1) one who excessive exaggerates one up situations
2) That Guy

Me- I drank twenty beers that most I've ever drank in my life.
Him- NO NO, I drank a thirty of key and twenty shots... NO Problem (that guy)
Me- Dude you totally Spencer Gort'd Me!!!

by Spencer Gort December 05, 2009