Goatse Burn

Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.

When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.

Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?

Bill: Yeah??

Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.

Bill: Dang.

by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013

Goatse flick

When your having a shit and can feel some stuck, so you do a goatse to dislodge it

Jim: So how was your dump?
Bob: Not good, I had to do a goatse flick.
Jim: Damn.

by Jedney01 February 7, 2015

goatse.cx'd

What happens to people who cling desperately to the last thread of hope that Jopapa jokes may actually still be funny

Dude1: I know a guy who'd fuck that newborn HAHA JOPAPA'D!
Dude2: *goatse.cx's Dude1*
Dude1: *dies*

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

goatse man

man who loves the cock

THE GIVER on goatse.cx

by Ryan December 5, 2003

goatse'd

Act of taking it in the rear by a man named antwan. while reserving the money shot.

After the Fraternity party, Jmechy got goatse'd

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

The Goatse.cx Lawyer

The guy who informs us if we need a warning.

The goatse.cx lawyer has informed us that we need a warning! So... if you are under the age of 18 or find this photograph offensive, please don't look at it. Thank you!

by Dot See Ex October 24, 2004

Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert.

Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

by Marty McFriend May 23, 2008