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gargling porpoise

When during oral sex, the ejaculate is so voluminous and forceful that it completely fills all sinuses in the skull, exiting forcefully via the nostrils, possibly ears, and in the rare case, eyes. So named for the both the resemblance in sound and the similar way that porpoises exhale via their blow-hole.
She made me sperm so hard, I ended up giving her a gargling porpoise. She really sounded like one, too. She had to see a ENT doctor.
by Mountin Merl March 6, 2007
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Gorping

When your taking a bath and sitting upright, you fart and with an open mouth bite the bubbles that float up between your legs.
Last night was a fun filled evening of gorping!
by Gorp-king July 30, 2010
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A delightful young woman who engages in sex without multiple men without swallowing the semen keeping all the semen in her mouth.
My mother that manipulating cum gargling whore bucket went on vacation to Mexico to get gangbanged by a group of philipino circus midgets.
by oliver stiff November 16, 2010
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Dick Gargling

n., adj.
A style of music characterized by vocals that sound similar to the gargling of a penis. Such bands include: The Number 12 Looks Like You, Heavy Heavy Low Low, Cloacal Kiss, Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus, Fall of Troy, and Fear Before the March of Flames.
The fine and subtle (or not so subtle) art of dick gargling has been mastered by the Number 12 Looks Like You.
by kanthony May 1, 2006
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goatling

a name for a baby goat. AKA a kid.

goatlings also are superheroes/ supervillians/ murderers. for the goatlings who like to murder, first they eat ur eylelids, then ur toes, then your ear hair. no one knows why but if u ever close enough to one to ask let me know wat u find out. they make a loud "BAAAAA" noise right before they attack so watch out.
Person 1: did u hear that?
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: that baaaa noise..
Person 2: no man. what r u afraid the goatlings are gunna get u?
by da 1 n only 1 4 u August 2, 2009
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grappling hook

I just grappling hooked Danny and he was so chubbing
by jordy boocebunger May 25, 2016
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Gargling Chewbacca

When a person cums in their partners throat, and punches them. When they start choking, their gargling sounds like chewbacca
Someone 1: Broooo I nearly got arrested yesterday!

Someone 2: how jeez

Someone 1: I gave this slag a gargling chewbacca
by 360NoscopeMLG April 24, 2019
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