The act of tucking your dick and balls while bending over and simultaneously stretching the skin on your balls to portray a goat with batwing genitalia. This is a combination of the goat and batwing poses, therefore the victim of this sight gets 7 kicks plus the requisite "Fag!"
by mattyguru August 6, 2007
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An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.
A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.
An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.
A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.
You: I don't think you should fight that guy. He's twice your size and has a "Marines" tatoo. And he's talking to a cop, like, right now.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?
You: Don't you need a parachute for this?
Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?
You: Don't you need a parachute for this?
Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.
by J. Lyons April 10, 2006
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The traditional goth-style mohawk, usually wider and less tall than its punk equivalent. Alos known as a "goffhawk"
by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003
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Chicks that have GOTA just drip sexy - they got hot ass AND tits.
Chicks that have GOTA just drip sexy - they got hot ass AND tits.
by Streigh June 25, 2009
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The trio of items you need in your car if you want to drive at your very best: Driving gloves, top of the line police radar, and a dashcam.
The driving gloves will reduce the fatigue in your hands while figuratively add 20 mph to your top speed (in your mind)
The police radar is to know when to slow down so you don't get caught by the cops.
And the dash cam is to protect you against any accidents that aren't your fault.
Inspired by the diligent, vigilant, meticulous, sagacious, conscientious, analytical, methodical individual, THE Chiseled Adonis with his Phrase "New York Triple Play Powers" ("I got my timbs, my fitted, my durag, and my wifebeater while I got the New York Triple Play on and find you in shits boy...":
The driving gloves will reduce the fatigue in your hands while figuratively add 20 mph to your top speed (in your mind)
The police radar is to know when to slow down so you don't get caught by the cops.
And the dash cam is to protect you against any accidents that aren't your fault.
Inspired by the diligent, vigilant, meticulous, sagacious, conscientious, analytical, methodical individual, THE Chiseled Adonis with his Phrase "New York Triple Play Powers" ("I got my timbs, my fitted, my durag, and my wifebeater while I got the New York Triple Play on and find you in shits boy...":
I got the riparo gloves on my hands, the police radar in the front of the dash, and the dash cam near the mirror, and I'm gonna activate my Getaway Driver Triple Play Powers and speed the fuck out of here.
by Fast but Safe Driver October 16, 2019
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Greatest that the world has ever seen.
Verb:
1. Ability to change the landscape of a match to portrait.
2. An act in football wherein a player scores a Hat-Trick within the last minute of a match to win it.
Comparisons: NOBODY
Antonyms: LengLOL
Synonyms: La Pulga, El Pistolero, El Tiburón
Greatest that the world has ever seen.
Verb:
1. Ability to change the landscape of a match to portrait.
2. An act in football wherein a player scores a Hat-Trick within the last minute of a match to win it.
Comparisons: NOBODY
Antonyms: LengLOL
Synonyms: La Pulga, El Pistolero, El Tiburón
1. Lord GOATwaithe is Aladeen.
2. Only once has a Lord GOATwaithe been done, even that was in Sunday League.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, Lord GOATwaithe is way too good to say SIUUUU.
2. Only once has a Lord GOATwaithe been done, even that was in Sunday League.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, Lord GOATwaithe is way too good to say SIUUUU.
by Scam de Futanari Connoisseur February 3, 2021
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