Gluteal Spreadinitis

The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.

My ex-wife was stricken with Gluteal Spreadinitis after eating too many Twinkies and Ho-Ho's.

by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009

Gluten

Extremely toxic poison that kills it's victims slowly and painfully if consumed. Avoid any physical contact. It is also advisable to avoid inhalation, as the smell of gluten has been reported to make you gain double your weight in fat in a matter of seconds. This poison is responsible for everything bad that has ever happened in this country.

Oh, no! There's a cat stuck on that tree! Poor thing, it must have been gluten.

by Sociopathic Anon May 24, 2017

gluetube

What Youtube becomes after you've watched one video and get sucked into watching an endless series of "related videos" as well.

"Man, I was just reading the news and got sucked into gluetube watching all of those Sarah Palin videos."

"Really? Is she still around?"

by Alistair Cookie March 31, 2009

glutton glands

Intangible glands in the human body that activate when one has a strong urge or desire for a particular food. The ideal location for such glands would be beneath the lower jaw; on the left and right sides of the Adam's Apple.

example 1: "I really don't need another double fudge brownie, however, my glutton glands are working overboard."

example 2:

Gertrude: "Look at Esther!"
Pam: "I see her."
Gertrude: "She's been eyeing those apple dumplings all night!!
Pam: "It's those glutton glands, girl. They'll get you every time."

by politicchick September 19, 2009

Gluffie

A person interested in understanding the ingredients and preparation of Gluten-Free food for pleasure and wellness.

Let's check out this restaurant. My friend is a total Gluffie and strongly recommends it.

by GlutenFreeExpo August 31, 2013

gluten bigot

a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions of gluten

"We don't let a few small-minded gluten bigots destroy the good image of delicious bread!"

by Neurotika July 13, 2015

glutey

When a chick has got a nice toned ass;
Not flabby or droopey.

@celinemmorris

Damn son look at that girl's glutey, she must've just hit the gym

I went hip deep in that gymnasts glutey last night nom sayin

by @celinemmorris September 9, 2016