glutey

When a chick has got a nice toned ass;
Not flabby or droopey.

@celinemmorris

Damn son look at that girl's glutey, she must've just hit the gym

I went hip deep in that gymnasts glutey last night nom sayin

by @celinemmorris September 9, 2016

glutenpee

funny instagram user

glutenpee jokes

by glutnpeafan September 12, 2020

Glute Spread

For one to take their hands in between their Gluteus Maximus and pull their cheeks apart. Typically done on bodybuilding stages. Tristyn Lee is the one who formulated this posing routine. Phil Heath did it on stage in 2018 which sparked its huge success in bodybuilding.

Did you see Phil heaths Glute spread in 2018? That pose was incredible!

by Tristyn Lee August 14, 2021

gluteophile

A person with an appreciation of the human bottom

Did you see that J-Lo shakin' her booty on tv last night?

Yeah, but she got nuthin' on Beyoncé, right?

Damn right, bro, and spoken like a true gluteophile...

by Wickydude June 21, 2011

gluten free lap dance

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.

Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.

by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017

gluey louie

An instance in which a man ejaculates into his sexual partner’s purse as a means of revenge and/or proving a point to her. Later, the girl goes into her purse in order to grab her keys, wallet, phone, ect. but discovers quickly that the contents of her purse are covered in a sticky white smelly substance.

“Omg, what is all over my keys? Oh that bastard must have given me the Gluey Louie!”

“I swear Becky gets a new purse every week, probably since she is a true cunt, and guys are always giving her the ol’ Gluey Louie.”

by AGoodLad June 16, 2020

glute flute

noun - the instrument used to poot

Norrie plays a mean glute flute

by Elle Ji July 29, 2009