glopping

Pouring cement into your asshole and trying to take a shit, thus creating a force that will blow your cheeks apart; an unmovable object vs an unstoppable force.

Jeff: "Last week I was out of school cause I was glopping so hard I had to be sent to the hospital"

Kevin: "What the fuck"

by lazality January 6, 2024

Glooping

When a mans anal mucus lands on the floor and he slides around on his ass like a snail

Todd to Ed: “man i was glooping so hard last night i had to get the mop out before my mom came home”

by Hotdogslime January 21, 2024

Glorgingspocking

The sound it makes when someone engages in oral sex on the phallus of a man

Dalton-“Jenny was over last night”
Eddy-“Did her mouth give that good glorgingspocking?”
Dalton-“Hell yeah!”

by Tom from accounting June 20, 2024

glorbing

The act of sticking your hand up a girl while she's on her period and pulling out the biggest chunk of clot you can find (occasionally rolling up multiple clots into a sphere) and either throwing or eating them, most commonly the latter.

"Dude, my girlfriend let me glorb her last night! It was awesome"

"I need to find someone that's okay with glorbing during sex"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

Glomping

A two-person act where one person rips a hamster to death limb by limb, then shoves every disassembled piece of the hamster up their anus. Then, they squat over their partner’s face and push the hamster limbs out of their anus, into the partner’s mouth.

“Since when did u have a hamster dude?”
“Oh I actually have a few. I’m big into glomping nowadays.”

by Todd Kugel April 3, 2024

Glurping

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.

Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"

by daaluu April 10, 2024

Gorping

The act of gooning while in a state of awe. More commonly known as shock gooning.

Yo, I was scrolling through instagram reels gooning, and I saw the most foul thing that got me bricked, so I started gorping.

by Flickerjelqer November 27, 2024