gloin

1. One of the thirteen dwarves that journeyed with Bilbo Baggins , in J.R.R. Tolkien's book "The Hobbit".

2. How Chinese people with heavy accents pronounce "groin".

1. Gloin and his son Gimli went to Rivendell in time for the Council of Elrond.

2. Doctor: Hello mister Chan, what seems to be the problem today?
Chinese guy: Mah gloin..::points to crotch::
Doctor: Ahh, well surgery should help. We will just slice that little fucker and....
Chinese guy: Ahh yoo seeleeyus?? PAK DAT! Yoo nalla leel doctoh! I go see accupungshoo! @$%#^$*%$@!#!!! <--- random Chinese cuss words

by naknumm February 4, 2008

Gloober

A fat dab.

That gloober got me faced.

by GANGeskahn November 21, 2020

Glonky

Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

Cuban slang origin

See also "Zooted"

Im friggin glonky dude

by MrWorldwide305 April 27, 2023

Glone

Gay Vlone

Bro got on Glone

by fortniterapper September 27, 2021

glooba

a word to describe the shittness of life. When everything in the world seems to be going againest you then you are in deep glooba.

idiotic boyfriend: 'holy shit dude my girl just caught me gettin a blow job of her sister!"

friend of idiotic boyfriend: 'man your in deep glooba!'

by PlipandPlop July 25, 2006

gloob

gloob is a universal word meaning gloob it is an article,noun,proun and the rest of the 9 parts of speech. it is also a sentence itself. it is often spelled glube but always pronounced "glu-buh"

gloob! glube! galube! galubuh!

by gloob October 27, 2007

glood

Noun.
1. A Nepalese wind instrument.
2. A unit of volume roughly equivalent to fifteen tablespoons.
3. The name of Barney Fife's parakeet.
4. One of the many greezy yellow concretions of sweat, skin & pubic hair that collect in the folds of my scrotum.

Hic modulus fibula sum, quo verdis ex flavius glood.

by Cody Pendant June 15, 2007