glaciering

the act of awakening the morning after a long night of getting crunk/shittanked/schwasted and instantly realizing that you are still absolutely plastered.

Christ Almighty! I am glaciering so hard right now that I can't even make my way to the bathroom to relieve myself!

by Betsy Rossz January 13, 2009

glacierly

slow witted, slow thinking, slow moving...

He glacierly processed his thoughts and eventually offered a response.

by granolathug October 29, 2017

glanker

A made up word that shouldn’t be here

Me: “hey I’m gonna define glanker on urban dictionary”

God: “that’s not a word”

by BillyBobBatson April 11, 2018

glaciershipping

The ship between Zane and Cole from Ninjago, they’re soft gay boyes.

User A: Do you like Glaciershipping?

User B: I love Glaciershipping!

by A yeehawer May 21, 2019

Guackers

1. An affectionate name for someone who loves guacamole.
2. An adjective for someone who has gone crazy on guacamole.

"Hey, did you see Guackers today?"
"Yeah, he was so Guackers!"

by chickenwozza742 February 16, 2020

Muddy Glacier

The act of inserting an ice cube in your ass while masturbating.

My sheets got real stained after I had a muddy glacier pop out too fast!

by Chris Heather July 3, 2011

Urban Glacier

A huge pile of dirty snow in a parking lot that has remained throughout several thaws and snowfalls.

We've had a week of fifty-degree weather! Why are we still seeing urban glaciers?

by Pen Dragon March 31, 2013